Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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