I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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