How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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