Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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