is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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