1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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