And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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