Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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