Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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