i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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