If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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