i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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