Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I see more hoeing in ur future
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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