Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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