please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
cat food counts as protein by the way
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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