So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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