I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
My life is pants optional.
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