I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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