It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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