Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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