It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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