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I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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