Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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