I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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