did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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