i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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