Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
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Wipe that smile off your face.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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