this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Randomize
