Porn is love you can see.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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