i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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