i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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