butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
How does it feel to date your dad?
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