my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
barbara walters just said penis...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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