Me too!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Randomize
