she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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