This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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