Me. At least after what I've been through.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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