Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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