just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
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dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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