If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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