I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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