Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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