I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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