If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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