DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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