S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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