but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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