Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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