I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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