Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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