i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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