So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
be right there i have to get my cape
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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