So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
she told me i tasted like america
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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