Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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